>, Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Unfilter. Funny story actually...When my sister came around, once she was old enough she went on a late night fishing trip with us. I did it until I was like 12. 11. You … It was a rare event because we didnt have a lot of tornado drills. Early elementary: * One time a girl called me a brat so I started crying because I didn't know what to insult her back with. [–]Ineedashite 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children). I held my cats and wouldn't let go until they scratched me or my mom yelled at me. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. Crawled on all fours with my face to the ground rubbing my nose/forehead on the carpet. 819 votes, 990 comments. I think he can feel my pulse maybe. Guess that was actually her brother. No text is allowed in the textbox. Reddit users reveal the inappropriate things they did as children, from calling parents 'sugar tits' like a guy on X-files did, to … It’s important for little kids to have closure. When a family pet would die, Dad placed it in a garbage bag and put our dead cat or dog in the trash bin for collection. The answer is yes, a lot, and now I'm probably going to have spine problems when I'm 30, Sounds a bit like meals on wheels, but instead of having meals they had a stripping child, This is the funniest and strangest thing ever, Oh my! An alien asks you to join them on a trip through the cosmos, you’ll experience amazing things, but won’t be coming back to earth. Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. I used to lick mustard & mayo off of bread. Well I used to think something wasn't yours until you bled on it. Limestone can have a shit ton of minerals in it so this makes sense. and join one of thousands of communities. [–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child). But not marked. I would put it all on a plate and go eat it alone in the park. Your thoughts/responses to the question can go in the comments section. I would then imagine the new shoes saying "thank you for giving me a new body so I can keep living. Alcoholics of Reddit...How/when did you recognise you had a problem? [–]SiddharthGrover 40Answer Link3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children). o.O So post your suggestions and comments and please, no making fun of anyone lol. By 12 I had become constipated because of doing this and had to be rushed to the er to be flushed out. So I buried those soggy cards( after they were laundered) deep in the front lawn. Bottom line is your lizard brain said that shit is good for me. I'm not quite sure why I said lad, but I'm a girl c: 12 comments. Susan. (r/AskReddit | Reddit Stories) More Reddit Videos: https: ... What Weird Things Did You Do As A Kid? Answer for question: Your name: Answers. Parents made me scrape it off after a rearrangement of my room. by Dave Stopera. or "I'm NAAAAKKKED LAD!" Well, if you're selling the sprouts at $1 each, $20 is a steal. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children). more >>, Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed. 2. I literally shat kibbels and bits after, [–]Watcherthatboxer 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child), I don't know if other kids did this, but when I was really little, I didn't suck on my thumb, but rather my ring and middle finger, [–]MikeHawk91 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). [–]NegroHylian 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]That_One_Guy_Inc 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). I was wondering if anyone had any weird habits or thoughts when they were a kid. I used to eat the leftovers from my parents' food, because, according to me, it 'increased the love between us'. o.O So post your suggestions and comments and please, no making fun of anyone lol. And then that last line happened. Breaking news She told me when she noticed I stopped she was relieved and also kinda sad. The title may contain two, short, necessary context sentences. [–]umop_ep1sdn 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children). People who actually care remotely about the royal family... Why? We wanted the animals to go back to the earth. No matter what it was, stairs, buttons on a remote or numbers on mail boxes added up. I hope you enjoy the video! r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child). [–]Entrepeninja 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]Gehalgod 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]CallMeInsectosaurus 140Answer Link13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (7 children). My sisters and I once put on all of our underwear at once and then jumped off the bunk bed ass first to see if we could feel it. I read this at the end of my work day and laughed the entire walk to the bus-stop and half the ride home. ... www.reddit.com. Then I took each pair off one-by-one (except for the last) to reveal the final count. Some limestones are crushed to powder and spread over fields as fertilizer and to balance soil minerals and others are added to animal feeds as trace minerals. They're spicy. [–]lewill 270Answer Link26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (3 children). I now know the weird man I saw was Pinhead. I also used to do terrible things (once threw a bunch of dirt clods into my best friends grandparents car out of purely malicious spite with no provocation) , then try and blame them on my identical twin brother, I don't have a brother. Definitely had some form of special needs, but I never knew what exactly. My mom wasn't too fond of it, dad just thought it was funny. "The man in the closet". You have to teach kids living things deserve dignity . Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. go into moms purse and eat what i thought was candy. Wtf. 28 votes, 78 comments. I used to hold onto my mother's earlobe for comfort. Ate mustard and bologna. I used to eat dog food when I didn't want to eat what my mom made for dinner. (This was after I asked my mom what 'honky' meant, because kids in our neighborhood called me and my sister that. Then I would take old band-aid tins (they used to be sold in these neat little metal boxes back in the day.) That was cold of your Dad. My biggest trick would be fitting through the barbie house door...I was like a cat, as long as my head fit, so would the rest of me! © 2021 reddit inc. All rights reserved. [–]johnw1988 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]adelz7 60Answer Link5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child). Like pinches of salt. Upon arriving, I'd get them to guess how many pairs they thought I was wearing. I always searched for 4-leaf clovers but never found one :(, [–]Krookedkrondor 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children). Megathread I and my friend were too curious as kids!! But no, it's just a kid entertaining the elderly for treats. Lick it. ), [–]kickingbag -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (0 children). Bruh when I'm walking down the sidewalk wherever my foot lands on a crack, my next step HAS to land the exact same way on the next crack or I just don't feel right lol I've been having this for as long as I remember, but it was much more intense as a kid.. like I would have to stop and go back to correct it, now as an adult I can suppress it off I happen to miss and that weird … more >>, Any post asking for advice should be generic and not specific to your situation alone. Oh yeah, totally, I ate bread like that. My brother and I would catch about 50 at a time and bring them home to raise into frogs. [–]naptimeatthezoo 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children). I used to make my hands into dinosaurs (thumb, pointer, ring and pinkie fingers are feet, middle is head, arm is tail) and make them stomp up and down my area of the pew. Then rotated the crusty part to the top of my foot and continued to wear them. My nephews 4 and he likes to like cup the side of my neck? [–]IAmA_Child_AMA 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children). Oh! I bite my toenails, this is how I know Parmesan tastes like feet. So the kid comes back the next day with the cash, Julia gives him the fertilizer, and he puts a drop in each vial just before we leave to go home. I had always told my mom that a weird man was in my closet but she never believed me. I used to put on somewhere between 5-10 pairs of shorts and go visit an elderly couple that lived a few houses down. [–]Pagan-za 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). I had to or I thought something bad would happen. They're not bad at all, just gross me out. Because i thought an erection was for pissing over high walls. That's adorable! [–]matt_the_hat -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children). Rendered by PID 22390 on r2-app-0768311011455fbfa at 2021-01-09 00:13:34.305663+00:00 running d8cca48 country code: FR. If a child is laughing, it doesn't mean his thoughts are as pure as his voice. 7 comments. Not the worst thing I've eaten. After my kindergarten teacher read The Giving Tree I started hugging trees as often as I could, it embarrassed the crap out of my older brother who had to walk me to school every day. save hide report. Don't lose hope my friend! Asked my mom: If 'honky' means white, and toothpaste is white, does that mean toothpaste is honky? It evolved into sucking in my stomach, pressing it, and then kissing. I can confirm that shit does taste amazing. Kids are the worst, trust me I know. Yup, galumphing around my neighborhood and friend's backyard trampoline pretending I was Jolteon shocking the FUCK out of some shrubbery. [–]Emi_lasso 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]exit_music04 100Answer Link9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (4 children), [–]theecookie[] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children). Mom would help me, and Dad never found out It felt strange keeping a secret from him because it was the only one - but it was very important to me to do what felt like the right thing. My parents still laugh about when I came down the stairs. [–]winterscuming 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), I was at one of my buddies house freshman year in high school and something went behind his bed so me and my other friend moved his bed to grab it and found that the back of both his bedposts were LITERALLY covered in dry boogers, we still give him shit about it till this day, [–][deleted] 90Answer Link8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child). And did you bust your face on a first aid kit after jumping off your brother's top bunk? BuzzFeed Staff 1. I used to call them "sour meals". That's wholesome! [–]Flightless_Armadillo 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). I did the multiple layers thing too! REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 22390 on r2-app-0768311011455fbfa at 2021-01-09 00:13:34.305663+00:00 running d8cca48 country code: FR. [–]ciestaconquistador 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children), [–]ciestaconquistador 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]naptimeatthezoo 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). by … And I also know my insomnia makes me see things. [–]Tavo08 40Answer Link3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]johnw1988 40Answer Link3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (4 children), When I would get new shoes I would take the old ones, hold them close to my mouth and breath in really hevaily. more >>, [Serious] tagged posts are off-limits to jokes or irrelevant replies. [–]cosmicmacrophage 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). I have no idea where I picked this up. Unless you were like a teenager, then I'd be seriously worried about you. Whatever weird thing you did as a kid, we want to hear it! In today's video i'm showing you some weird things i did as a kid, that maybe you can relate to! Still bite my finger nails though. It was an awesome talent :(, [–]SantaIsAngry 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child). They usually gave me powdered donuts afterwards. I also hated nap time. more >>, Soliciting money, goods, services, or favours is not allowed. Like when you bite into then they've got a slight kick. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Powdered%20Donuts. We always had pet cemeteries. ", [–]Djaja 70Answer Link6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children), When I was little I used to wet the bed...so when I got a little older and got the urge I'd roll over to the side of the bed and pee on the wall...did this for a while before I realized I should probably just go to the bathroom, [–]Jourichio 50Answer Link4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child). 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Whenever I was riding in a car, I'd look along the ground and "hop" over streetlights as we passed by like I was playing Mine Cart Carnage (Donkey Kong Country level). I was wondering if anyone had any weird habits or thoughts when they were a kid. Search for leprechauns under rocks. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. When I had to poo but didn't want to at that moment I'd instead hold it in and referred to it as the Freeze State because I couldn't move while waiting for the urge to poo to pass. I asked him why he would do that. [–]Lyude 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child). Why did we do these??? And if it was gross I'd just kiss the air. I would then exhale on the new ones and say "transfer of souls complete." Even worse, I couldn’t imagine getting the pet from the garbage and buying a friend as a kid. The next day, … 30.9m members in the AskReddit community. Did you think of this of your own, or did this come from somewhere? I used to kiss everything. Like he was wearing a Cyclops (X-men) visor. I had TOO MANY imaginary friends. [–]skuzzlebutt420[] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child). What are some tips for making a first date incredibly awkward and uncomfortable? Even though he wouldn't allow a "pet cemetery" on their property, the minute he left for work I retrieved our pet and buried it in a remote section of the back yard (with an etched stone for a marker). ..And sip on a glass of vinegar till my lips are white. Best Answers. -Trying to find new ingredients for Taco Bell. I thought it tasted good. I would dig them as deep as I possibly could, like 4-5 feet deep. 7 Weird Things You Probably Did As A Kid In Think Tank on YouTube , YouTube Posts by Hlarson March 26, 2015 0 Comments Kids do weird things, and we’ve all been there at some point. Suckin rocks in the dark surrounded by hundreds of kids. Download my Truth or Dare game: http://bit.ly/TruthOrDareSpicy Did you do any weird stuff as a kid? When I was young my dad made us all go to church every Sunday. I'd eat pretzel sticks dipped in applesauce. 19 Things You Probably Did As A Kid That You Forgot About. So I would take the stick and swing it in front of me till I made it to the restroom. I would pick scabs non-stop just so I could bleed on something to claim it. On fishing trips I used to try to cook our live minnows on our lamps. Carpet burns sucked. Cookies help us deliver our Services. Wear my socks repeatedly till they got crusty. I used to play ER with the bugs I'd find in my grammas back yard. Because i thought an erection was for pissing over high walls. I'd suck on the rocks because I liked the taste of the limestone dust/concretions. [–]thinkpink11 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children). r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. The red one or the pink one? [–]Lyude 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]Thatgirlstortilla 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child). Bugles aka witch hands! I thought why should I not have the privilege of trying the same. I'll stop here because I'm starting to think I was not right as a kid. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: You must post a clear and direct question in the title. Shame on your parents. It was like one sentence away from getting really dark. They sucked and were a chore to eat. Did you get a moustache from those pills? [–]FinchyFeathers 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). Weird things you did as a kid? Once me and my family went on a road trip and we returned late at night, we took a road that was incredibly thin and high up in one of the mountains of the place I grew up in. [–]hewlandrower 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children), You stopped? It wasn't half bad. Oh yea! when we had tornado drills in school we would all go into the new tornado shelter under the cafeteria. Serious posts ", [–]NecroGod 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]Emi_lasso 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). Ohio Wesleyan University. I used to count...all the time. Shit got hard. 1. I remember leaving my house with a plate and going around the neighborhood picking lemons and sour grass. I used to put on clothes lying on the bed. I used to make fake dog shit out of mud (even rolled it around in the dirt to make it look more real / old), and leave it in front of our house. like he's not grabbing he's just gently holding the side of my neck and it instantly soothes him. This wasn't weird at all, and actually sounded pretty cool, like something I did at shoe stores when I put two of those under bench mirrors facing each other so you could see things going for eternity. [–]cyrusm 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). There are probably like 5-6 of them still around my old lawn. You two, and my younger brother. So yeah. When I mentioned this to her she became a little more curious. I was afraid to see him peeking around a corner, and I didn't want to close my eyes because I was afraid I would just bump into him. ASKREDDIT STORIES Listen along to redditors weird childhood stories and what they used to do Perfect to listen to in … Over the past week, an unnamed Gawker Media dad has been bringing his four-year-old into the office. Tell us in the Dropbox below and you could be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post! Damn straight you'll let me go to the bathroom whenever I need. Stick my finger in my ear until i felt some earwax and then I would proceed to lick it. That's quite random. Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. My. I'd then leave the deflated condom under my bed. I thought I so cool! God. My youngest son used to stick his hand in my armpit. I'd find bugs and stick them in the play fridge, this was the waiting room. When he was really agitated, he would start pinching the skin. I use to eat ants every time I would go to my grandparents' house. Obviously she wanted to try it. Even hurt myself to just have more to pick. [–]Krookedkrondor 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child). [–]FabiotheTurtle 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]broziel 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children). I used to run around pretending I was a Pokemon until I was about 11. It was dark and had really encrusted limestone gravel. [–]Ineedashite 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]user69abear 40Answer Link3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child). more >>, Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Unfilter. Funny story actually...When my sister came around, once she was old enough she went on a late night fishing trip with us. I did it until I was like 12. 11. You … It was a rare event because we didnt have a lot of tornado drills. Early elementary: * One time a girl called me a brat so I started crying because I didn't know what to insult her back with. [–]Ineedashite 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children). I held my cats and wouldn't let go until they scratched me or my mom yelled at me. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. Crawled on all fours with my face to the ground rubbing my nose/forehead on the carpet. 819 votes, 990 comments. I think he can feel my pulse maybe. Guess that was actually her brother. No text is allowed in the textbox. Reddit users reveal the inappropriate things they did as children, from calling parents 'sugar tits' like a guy on X-files did, to … It’s important for little kids to have closure. When a family pet would die, Dad placed it in a garbage bag and put our dead cat or dog in the trash bin for collection. The answer is yes, a lot, and now I'm probably going to have spine problems when I'm 30, Sounds a bit like meals on wheels, but instead of having meals they had a stripping child, This is the funniest and strangest thing ever, Oh my! An alien asks you to join them on a trip through the cosmos, you’ll experience amazing things, but won’t be coming back to earth. Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. I used to lick mustard & mayo off of bread. Well I used to think something wasn't yours until you bled on it. Limestone can have a shit ton of minerals in it so this makes sense. and join one of thousands of communities. [–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child). But not marked. I would put it all on a plate and go eat it alone in the park. Your thoughts/responses to the question can go in the comments section. I would then imagine the new shoes saying "thank you for giving me a new body so I can keep living. Alcoholics of Reddit...How/when did you recognise you had a problem? [–]SiddharthGrover 40Answer Link3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children). o.O So post your suggestions and comments and please, no making fun of anyone lol. By 12 I had become constipated because of doing this and had to be rushed to the er to be flushed out. So I buried those soggy cards( after they were laundered) deep in the front lawn. Bottom line is your lizard brain said that shit is good for me. I'm not quite sure why I said lad, but I'm a girl c: 12 comments. Susan. (r/AskReddit | Reddit Stories) More Reddit Videos: https: ... What Weird Things Did You Do As A Kid? Answer for question: Your name: Answers. Parents made me scrape it off after a rearrangement of my room. by Dave Stopera. or "I'm NAAAAKKKED LAD!" Well, if you're selling the sprouts at $1 each, $20 is a steal. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children). more >>, Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed. 2. I literally shat kibbels and bits after, [–]Watcherthatboxer 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child), I don't know if other kids did this, but when I was really little, I didn't suck on my thumb, but rather my ring and middle finger, [–]MikeHawk91 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). [–]NegroHylian 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]That_One_Guy_Inc 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). I was wondering if anyone had any weird habits or thoughts when they were a kid. I used to eat the leftovers from my parents' food, because, according to me, it 'increased the love between us'. o.O So post your suggestions and comments and please, no making fun of anyone lol. And then that last line happened. Breaking news She told me when she noticed I stopped she was relieved and also kinda sad. The title may contain two, short, necessary context sentences. [–]umop_ep1sdn 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children). People who actually care remotely about the royal family... Why? We wanted the animals to go back to the earth. No matter what it was, stairs, buttons on a remote or numbers on mail boxes added up. I hope you enjoy the video! r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child). [–]Entrepeninja 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]Gehalgod 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]CallMeInsectosaurus 140Answer Link13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (7 children). My sisters and I once put on all of our underwear at once and then jumped off the bunk bed ass first to see if we could feel it. I read this at the end of my work day and laughed the entire walk to the bus-stop and half the ride home. ... www.reddit.com. Then I took each pair off one-by-one (except for the last) to reveal the final count. Some limestones are crushed to powder and spread over fields as fertilizer and to balance soil minerals and others are added to animal feeds as trace minerals. They're spicy. [–]lewill 270Answer Link26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (3 children). I now know the weird man I saw was Pinhead. I also used to do terrible things (once threw a bunch of dirt clods into my best friends grandparents car out of purely malicious spite with no provocation) , then try and blame them on my identical twin brother, I don't have a brother. Definitely had some form of special needs, but I never knew what exactly. My mom wasn't too fond of it, dad just thought it was funny. "The man in the closet". You have to teach kids living things deserve dignity . Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. go into moms purse and eat what i thought was candy. Wtf. 28 votes, 78 comments. I used to hold onto my mother's earlobe for comfort. Ate mustard and bologna. I used to eat dog food when I didn't want to eat what my mom made for dinner. (This was after I asked my mom what 'honky' meant, because kids in our neighborhood called me and my sister that. Then I would take old band-aid tins (they used to be sold in these neat little metal boxes back in the day.) That was cold of your Dad. My biggest trick would be fitting through the barbie house door...I was like a cat, as long as my head fit, so would the rest of me! © 2021 reddit inc. All rights reserved. [–]johnw1988 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]adelz7 60Answer Link5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child). Like pinches of salt. Upon arriving, I'd get them to guess how many pairs they thought I was wearing. I always searched for 4-leaf clovers but never found one :(, [–]Krookedkrondor 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children). Megathread I and my friend were too curious as kids!! But no, it's just a kid entertaining the elderly for treats. Lick it. ), [–]kickingbag -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (0 children). Bruh when I'm walking down the sidewalk wherever my foot lands on a crack, my next step HAS to land the exact same way on the next crack or I just don't feel right lol I've been having this for as long as I remember, but it was much more intense as a kid.. like I would have to stop and go back to correct it, now as an adult I can suppress it off I happen to miss and that weird … more >>, Any post asking for advice should be generic and not specific to your situation alone. Oh yeah, totally, I ate bread like that. My brother and I would catch about 50 at a time and bring them home to raise into frogs. [–]naptimeatthezoo 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children). I used to make my hands into dinosaurs (thumb, pointer, ring and pinkie fingers are feet, middle is head, arm is tail) and make them stomp up and down my area of the pew. Then rotated the crusty part to the top of my foot and continued to wear them. My nephews 4 and he likes to like cup the side of my neck? [–]IAmA_Child_AMA 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children). Oh! I bite my toenails, this is how I know Parmesan tastes like feet. So the kid comes back the next day with the cash, Julia gives him the fertilizer, and he puts a drop in each vial just before we leave to go home. I had always told my mom that a weird man was in my closet but she never believed me. I used to put on somewhere between 5-10 pairs of shorts and go visit an elderly couple that lived a few houses down. [–]Pagan-za 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). I had to or I thought something bad would happen. They're not bad at all, just gross me out. Because i thought an erection was for pissing over high walls. That's adorable! [–]matt_the_hat -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children). Rendered by PID 22390 on r2-app-0768311011455fbfa at 2021-01-09 00:13:34.305663+00:00 running d8cca48 country code: FR. If a child is laughing, it doesn't mean his thoughts are as pure as his voice. 7 comments. Not the worst thing I've eaten. After my kindergarten teacher read The Giving Tree I started hugging trees as often as I could, it embarrassed the crap out of my older brother who had to walk me to school every day. save hide report. Don't lose hope my friend! Asked my mom: If 'honky' means white, and toothpaste is white, does that mean toothpaste is honky? It evolved into sucking in my stomach, pressing it, and then kissing. I can confirm that shit does taste amazing. Kids are the worst, trust me I know. Yup, galumphing around my neighborhood and friend's backyard trampoline pretending I was Jolteon shocking the FUCK out of some shrubbery. [–]Emi_lasso 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]exit_music04 100Answer Link9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (4 children), [–]theecookie[] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children). Mom would help me, and Dad never found out It felt strange keeping a secret from him because it was the only one - but it was very important to me to do what felt like the right thing. My parents still laugh about when I came down the stairs. [–]winterscuming 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), I was at one of my buddies house freshman year in high school and something went behind his bed so me and my other friend moved his bed to grab it and found that the back of both his bedposts were LITERALLY covered in dry boogers, we still give him shit about it till this day, [–][deleted] 90Answer Link8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child). And did you bust your face on a first aid kit after jumping off your brother's top bunk? BuzzFeed Staff 1. I used to call them "sour meals". That's wholesome! [–]Flightless_Armadillo 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). I did the multiple layers thing too! REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 22390 on r2-app-0768311011455fbfa at 2021-01-09 00:13:34.305663+00:00 running d8cca48 country code: FR. [–]ciestaconquistador 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children), [–]ciestaconquistador 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]naptimeatthezoo 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). by … And I also know my insomnia makes me see things. [–]Tavo08 40Answer Link3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children), [–]johnw1988 40Answer Link3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (4 children), When I would get new shoes I would take the old ones, hold them close to my mouth and breath in really hevaily. more >>, [Serious] tagged posts are off-limits to jokes or irrelevant replies. [–]cosmicmacrophage 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children). I have no idea where I picked this up. Unless you were like a teenager, then I'd be seriously worried about you. Whatever weird thing you did as a kid, we want to hear it! In today's video i'm showing you some weird things i did as a kid, that maybe you can relate to! Still bite my finger nails though. It was an awesome talent :(, [–]SantaIsAngry 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child). They usually gave me powdered donuts afterwards. I also hated nap time. more >>, Soliciting money, goods, services, or favours is not allowed. Like when you bite into then they've got a slight kick. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Powdered%20Donuts. We always had pet cemeteries. 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